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How do you open an essay which one is totally unqualified to write? Well, one approach is to just go completely and volcanicly over the top. The following is from an essay in progress on what we should do in Ukraine.
"At the request of one of my subjects who must remain nameless, We have consented to suggest a policy or approach for the situation in Ukraine to defeat the False Vladimir, the so-called "Vladimir the Bringer of Peace", and encourage him and his degraded Boyars to reenter civilization and turn away from their bloodthirsty celebration of the most hateful of pagan devils: Belobog and Cznerobog with their obscene hand gestures in defiance of the True Way of Our Savior who died on the Cross, the murdered God of Two Natures, indivisible, who opened the Door back to God. May the Blessed Virgin, Immaculate and Chaste, preserve us!"
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