But please, please, please don't tell me that any of these suggestions are illegal. Everyone knows LA is built on violating the law and you should know that best of all. If you say these are illegal, I will say you are a lying hypocrite, which you are. The difference is that these illegalities will help the poor instead of your masters, the rich.
1. People have wanted to know if I was actually serious in any way about these proposals, and the answer is "of course". LA is not going to do anything to deal with the problems at hand, so why not make silly proposals. Nihilistic? Sure.