Saturday, August 7, 2021
Suicide Squad and Little Birdies
Monday, March 15, 2021
Nomadland and Other Films
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Excerpted from a conversation with [REDACTED]
"Nomadland" was a big disappointment for me. I had been led to believe that it was a movie about zombies that attack a trailer park. Well! Fuck me! No such luck. I did appreciate that whats her name shat (past tense of shit) in a bucket but that one element, as appealing as it is on the surface, could not carry the film.
Regarding influencing public opinion, I did not explain myself well. In my obsessive doom scrolling, I read review/analysis articles by annointed pundits (did you know that this word came via the British adventure in india and refers to a "pandit" who is a type of Hindu scholar knowledgeable about the Vedic scriptures among other topics?) who purport to tell me what I and any reasonable person should like and hate. In particular, this pundit pointed out that The Joker was an abomination and no sensible person would like that yucky film. Well, you know what? Although I resisted seeing yet another film anywhere at all related to "The Batman" I have to admit that this was an interesting film, at least in part, with some very strong performances. So fuck him. Fuck all of them, if you see where I am going with this.
I want to say something nice about "Tenet" which as you know is not a terribly well regarded film. Well, although the concept is "just OK", I think it gets a bad rap for reasons that are not actually part of the film itself. If Nolan was an unknown, and made this movie (in a somewhat reduced form) for ... (making this up) ... maybe 1/3 to 1/4 the budget, then I think it would be regarded as a somewhat entertaining action adventure film. This is the well understood problem of giving a filmmaker too much money and of course people having expectations.
Setting expectations is so important.
It is very clear to me that visual effects has lost its way. The best visual effects film of the year might be one without time travel or space craft it may be a film with 30 shots, not 3000 shots, although I dont know what this film is. I think the vfx section suffers from the problems that accrue from self-important people whose very small dick, metaphorically speaking, has gone to their head... wait that image needs work. I need to think about this.
Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Meta Textual Issues with Thor Ragnorak
I think very highly of Thor Ragnorak (2017) and would never in a million years say anything negative about it. But there are some notes I have after watching it maybe 50 times. For those of you who perhaps may say that I am taking this a little too seriously, well, sure, of course I am.
And so a few things that felt a little wrong to me:
1. Why are Hela's warriors evil, demonic looking bastards? These are the ancient warriors of Asgard! They should be handsome if a little scarred and maybe worse for wear. Why would the predecessors of Vikings be ashamed of killing people and stealing gold? They did that all the time. That was their raison d'etre by all accounts. Well, of course there is an answer to this and it is straightforward. We are looking at Norse culture through our own, and if we are ashamed of our violent past (stealing the land and murdering the native Americans / first peoples, for example), then they should be as well. Simple enough.
2. From what I know of this period, I would expect a lot more drinking, a lot more hosting people in big halls with drinking, bragging and toasts, and a lot more riddles. They really liked their riddles, it seems to be a major part of their culture. Depending on who you believe it is even possible that riddles were a part of their religious beliefs (as we would call them, I doubt they would see them that way). See (1) for some entertaining theories on that whole topic.
3. As for Valkyrie being gay and Loki bisexual, well that is possible but with stern restrictions. One was expected to get married and have children, more or less, without exception. If you were male, it was OK to be bisexual as long as (a) you were married and had kids, and (b) you were on top. Seems a little weird, doesnt it, since if you are going to have a top, you pretty much are required to have a bottom, but whatever. I will let you read what Hallakarva says on these topics (2). The evidence on lesbians is far less substantial, presumably for all the usual reasons involving historical survival of sources (generally speaking, women and poor people are not well documented).
So what is our conclusion? Not much. Maybe it is foolish to look for such things in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? But they did such a great job with historical accuracy with Captain America!
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1. The White Goddess by Robert Graves
2. See The Vikings and Homosexuality by Hallakarva
https://sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/gayvik.asp
Monday, July 1, 2019
Escape From LA (1996): Some Good, Some Bad
Just viewing Escape from LA (1996) for the first time. There is good and bad here. Generally stream of consciousness below, more or less in order.
On the positive side, the president's daugher in pink is nice. Some of the military women are hot. Some of the matte paintings, while stupid, are kind of fun. I always enjoy bad women who are tall and wear latex. I like the Western theme music. Some of the motorcycles are nice. Always great to see people take care of their ride. I like the "bolas". I like the Island of Lost Souls / Twilight Zone aesthetic of the hospital. I like the computer geek / nerd characterization. Definitely a type. I think thats the real Colliseum. Looks good even with all the trash on it.
But there are a few flaws. Off the top of my head ... The virus should be designed to take longer to take effect. Come on guys, people need time to get stuff sorted out. He doesnt know where he is going, he is probably going to have to walk. Nuclear turbines take time to warm up. No submarine could take abuse like that. Wear your seatbelt, Plissken! You are not going to hold back a multi-ton submarine with your hands. If its falling, it is going to go. Back to those women in latex, you know, latex is really hard to maintain. And that looks like a rough environment. Other than the previously mentioned Western theme music, I hate the music. When escaping from the hospital, he should have definitely killed the doctor. I hate it when morons shoot in a circle towards the center. Dont they know thats how people get hurt? Access tunnels that are not being used are not well lit and are generally full of sh*t. The EMP by satellite idea is pretty stupid. Oh No, not another gladiator fight. Oh God, no.
Thank God! Its just a basketball game. I cant watch anymore.
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
Finally Saw Last Jedi
Thursday, February 15, 2018
John Wick and the Internet Movie Firearms Database
Sunday, November 5, 2017
What is this New IMAX?
[Apparently many of the digital IMAX if not all project at 4K. That is good news!]
Sunday, July 16, 2017
Watchmen Porn
For me, it is the latex garter belt that really sells this outfit.
Friday, March 17, 2017
Feminism and the Wonder Woman Armpit Issue
Sunday, October 16, 2016
The Superiority of the Marvel Universe over the DC Universe Explained
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Notes
1. In Batman v Superman: The Dawn of Justice (2016) there may be two jokes. One, when Batman rescues "Martha", Superman's mom, he says "I'm a friend of your son". She says: "I could tell by the cape.". Not too bad. Better still is when Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman are preparing to take on the horrible monster at the end, there is some references to this critter being from another world. Wonder Woman says, "I have killed creatures from other worlds". Batman looks at Superman and says, "Is she with you?" Superman says, "I thought she was with you." I may have this backwards, I am doing this from memory. These are both pretty reasonable moments of humor but that is it, that is all there is. Its not enough, IMHO, to alleviate the endless grimness. Yes, comic book superhero movies are important, God knows, but important does not have to mean unrelieved grimness. We are not talking about genocide here, you know.
Oh wait, in the first movie, Man of Steel (2013), we are talking about genocide. Ok, maybe they should be grim.
Friday, September 30, 2016
Is the DC Extended Universe Also a Metaphor for our Civilization?
This essay began life as an inquiry into whether the movies of the DC Extended Universe have the depth, integrity and metaphorical richness of their main competitor in the world of cinematic graphic novels and super heroes, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
I used two films as an entry point into the DC Universe, the Zack Synder Superman movie Man of Steel (2013) and his wildly disliked Badman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016). But after viewing these two very strange films, I now realize that whatever is going on here is going to require more thought.
But lets start at the beginning.
It has been proposed that our cinema has moved beyond the "giant robot" to the comic book superhero as a metaphor for our civilization. Certainly a more nuanced metaphor would be hard to imagine than the classic American comic book with its superheroes, supervillains, women in spandex, alien menaces, and so forth. But not all superhero universes are created equal, and they are certainly not all translated to the big digital screen in the same way and with the same sureness of purpose. No doubt the Marvel Cinematic Universe has achieved a certain level of excellence, but can the same be said about the DC Extended Universe? On paper, the DCEU is every bit as good, if not better, than the Marvel one. Has it also self-consciously aspired to this metaphorical and cultural transcendence, or has it foundered on the jagged rocks of mediocrity in pursuit of commerce?
This were my organizing questions for my first analysis of this important, critical area..
But the two movies that I reviewed defy an easy analysis. The first, Man of Steel (2013) is a very unpleasant movie about genocide from the point of view of the person who has it in his hands the power to either save his civilization or condemn it to a final and gruesome death. And he chooses death for the civilization that created him. In retrospect, it is a very grim movie with a horrible conclusion. Light hearted would not be the term used to describe this movie. It also completely ignores and dismisses all the unconscious themes of America from the 1930s through the 1950s that made the original Superman so interesting to a student of American history and culture. It ignores the colorful villains of the Superman canon, retaining only one, General Zod, but it transforms Zod from a villain to a tragic hero, defeated at last by the criminal, mass murderer, Superman.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) was the most hated movie of this year. And I can certainly see why as it turns its back on most of what made the two title characters entertaining to watch. Superman is a weirdo who murdered his people and is now a borderline psycho do-gooder who is hated for his mysterious powers and the collateral damage that he leaves at every turn. And Batman is a psycho, a vigilante, and by all definitions, a criminal who uses his vast wealth for his own purposes outside the law. Both see themselves as noble and doing good, but a lot of criminals and murderers in history also thought that.
Of the three leading psychopaths in our movie: Superman, Batman and Lex Luther, it is the latter who is by far the most interesting.
Everyone hated this movie but me. I liked it a lot. It is a really sick film with a very interesting main villain and everyone's favorite lesbian/femdom popular culture icon, Wonder Woman.
Any woman who dresses up in an outfit like that, or looks like Linda Carter or our modern version, the gender ambiguous Gal Gadot, immediately gets my respect and I am interested in anything she has to say whether its about fighting the Nazis or any other subject she may care to discuss.
Since this blog and other things I write often discuss the semiotics and mechanics of visual effects, these two movies are excellent examples of how irrelevant visual effects are to the filmmaking art in so many cases. The visual effects of both movies are very good, possibly even exceptional. There is some very good design in parts of these two films and they are to be congratulated. They are not even completely excessive as they are in so many movies. But that said, and I will go over some design elements to highlight them in another post, that while these two movies are helped by their visual effects, the effects are not decisive. It is the casting, the story and the direction that sets the tone and everything else is in a supporting role.
Whatever these two movies are, they are not trivial, shallow comic book superhero films. Whether they are a metaphor of our civilization like the more diverse and generally somewhat more pleasant Marvel films are, remains to be seen. But it is interesting that these two tentpole projects for the DC Extended Universe are so very and unrelentingly dark, violent, and without hope.
I think that we should also note that two of the main characters of the second movie, Batman and Lex Luther, are able to do what they do, whether we approve or not, because they are rich. They may be talented as well, but at the very least these movies touch on the that great American theme, that wealth is required to participate in our society. If you are without wealth, then I would not count on being permitted to do anything of value.
Although no reviewer or fan has mentioned this, so far as I know, it is the women of Batman vs Superman who steal this movie. Even when they do not have a speaking part, they are by far the most interesting characters. And let there be no doubt why I think so, and please don't hate me, its because they pretty much are all desirable, in one way or another.
Whatever else can be said about these movies, they are not light hearted. Whether they amount to more than the sum of their parts remains to be seen.
Sunday, June 5, 2016
Is Captain America Gay or Just From Another Time?
This gets at the fundamental dialectic so well reviewed in When Harry Met Sally (1989). Is it possible for a heterosexual man and woman to be "friends", that is, without one of them desiring sex? The answer in that movie and in most examples we have from life is an unambiguous "no".
In this case, probably not. What we probably have here is a man who came of age in roughly 1944 being somewhat intimidated by the overt sexuality of the definitely non-chaste, modern Black Widow. An excellent reminder of how hard it is to really understand the past. Things were different then.
Sunday, April 10, 2016
The TransPacific Partnership and the Inalienable Rights of the Corporation
"You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it! Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal. That is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance! You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels. It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life on this planet. That is the natural order of things today."
Sunday, December 27, 2015
Is "The Force Awakens" A Film About White People?
My knee jerk opinion is that probably, and in the absence of any other evidence, that any racism is accidental. A fair rejoinder to that argument might be that by 2015 nothing on the topic could possibly be accidental.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Fan Service in Space Movies: An Evolving Artform
One important distinction between the greater and lesser uses of exploitation is whether having scantily clad women (and in a very few cases, men) is whether there is even the most shallow excuse for the exploitation in the story. Just like in American musical theatre any song is supposed to advance the story, the same should be true for the exploitation of women. The lowest form of exploitation is that which has no possible reason or justification.
The Japanese term-of-art for the gratuitous insertion of scantily clad women, or men, or aliens, in order to stimulate the viewer is "fan service" which simply provides without reason whatever viewer stimulation the intended audience prefers.
On the higher and more refined part of town, though, one can work elements consisting of women in spandex into the raison d'etre of the film and thus reinforce the important ideas that underlie the film experience. One film in particular that did this well was Roger Vadim's Barbarella (1968) in which the sexually active lead, a woman ahead of her time, played by Jane Fonda, causes the Orgasmatron-like Excessive machine to expire after a sex marathon with Ms. Fonda thus demonstrating her superior capacity for pleasure. No cheap exploitation of women here.
And certainly we can say that the casting and costuming of Ms. Jovavitch in Luc Besson's Fifth Element (1997) was motivated by the highest ideals of the motion picture industry.
The cinema must move on from these brilliant yet analog expressions of cheesy exploitation and find new ways to demean themselves. Directors and producers struggle to find appropriate and stylistically valid ways to exploit women of both genders in order to increase the appeal and the box office of their creative works.
We are less than a month away from the release of The Martian (2015) and the material released so far seems to give very little opportunity to exploit women. This has left many scholars and fans of the cinematic arts worried that Ridley Scott may let down the side.
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/smut.htm
Catsuits and Jumpsuits in Popular Media.
Friday, May 22, 2015
Should We Abandon the "Rational Actor Model of Filmmaking"?
Is there too much bad computer animation in today's movies? Is that even possible?
Or is it something else. Could it be that our overly-critical audience swine, who the Germans refer to as negativenpublikumschweine, must look within themselves to find the real problem? Perhaps it is not "bad" computer animation per se that they are reacting to, but their own provincial point of view that is not sophisticated enough to understand the director's vision?
Saturday, May 2, 2015
The Anomaly of Enjoying Jupiter Ascendant
Second, we have a classic theme in fantasy fiction, the “person of noble birth who does not realize that she is of royal blood and possibly the heir to the throne”. In this sub-genre, the kids are separated from the adults by the manner in which it is revealed that our average neighborhood girl is actually “her majesty”. In JA this is actually done quite well and unexpectedly. A fight sequence between two alpha males upsets a hive or three of bees which scares the shit out of our female lead, but no need to worry, the bees have been genetically programmed to treat “royals” differently and so our two fighting alpha males break off their sparring to recognize that something quite odd has happened. The babe has been revealed as a member of a royal family of some sort.
So what we have here is an overdone, weird movie in the same genre of, for example, the original Dune novel: a space opera with exotic economies, insane royal familes and fight scenes between things bred to be good at fighting.

































