Given a diet of 200 real and fake merit badges from the internet, suitably rotated and skewed, my little convnet GAN generates some acceptable alien merit badges.
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Alien Merit Badges
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Given a diet of 200 real and fake merit badges from the internet, suitably rotated and skewed, my little convnet GAN generates some acceptable alien merit badges.
Given a diet of 200 real and fake merit badges from the internet, suitably rotated and skewed, my little convnet GAN generates some acceptable alien merit badges.
The Deputy Sheriff
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The deputy sheriff came by yesterday looking to serve a warrant for someone who no longer lives here. First time that has ever happened.
The deputy sheriff came by yesterday looking to serve a warrant for someone who no longer lives here. First time that has ever happened.
Friday, January 25, 2019
Rawstory and Wonkette are my Go To News Sites
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I want outrage. I want the truth. I want the Trump criminals and their Republican traitors to go to jail for their crimes. When I want to read someone else who thinks as I do about this hideous abuse of power, I go to rawstory.com and wonkette.com. They are both reader supported sites. I hope you will read them and support them!
I want outrage. I want the truth. I want the Trump criminals and their Republican traitors to go to jail for their crimes. When I want to read someone else who thinks as I do about this hideous abuse of power, I go to rawstory.com and wonkette.com. They are both reader supported sites. I hope you will read them and support them!
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
4th Letter to My Congressman
Dear Congressman Carbajal,
This will be my 4th letter to you without a response. Even Duncan Hunter (CA-50) did better than that (I sent him 10 or so emails, and got nice responses to almost every one).
This madness in Washington has to stop, now. People are getting all riled up. Open the government, impeach Trump, make a statement, already. A press release, whatever. Do it today.
Yes, I would like a response to this email.
Your humble constituent,
Michael Wahrman
This will be my 4th letter to you without a response. Even Duncan Hunter (CA-50) did better than that (I sent him 10 or so emails, and got nice responses to almost every one).
This madness in Washington has to stop, now. People are getting all riled up. Open the government, impeach Trump, make a statement, already. A press release, whatever. Do it today.
Yes, I would like a response to this email.
Your humble constituent,
Michael Wahrman
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
Alien Protest March Slogans Take 2
Alien Protest March posters, take 2. Generated character by
character by LSTM machine learning network trained on 6,000 slogans from
the Woman's March in Boston, three years ago, selected by hand.
Imagine that Stoth is a bad alien, etc. Use your imagination! Number
on left is sequence number from a much larger list.
46 Ruin!!!
63 ist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resis
67 I AM I March For All
96 I WAnk FOn-Y MATION
104 respect up you didn't balchut
109 Trump is Stoth. Hear Our Voice!
112 No! Unfather
155 We Will Not Go barak! Make America Kind Again!!!
156 Hate is everything
168 I am majorrach
336 Women Enothotbobia
376 I March For America Kind Again
404 Love is not normal
445 I am March For My Lame
463 We Are Bouth Not Be Selfory Humans!
471 You're Vigal Rights! No Seen Star Mumun. Trump is Poor Defend Against The Sidety
46 Ruin!!!
63 ist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resist! Resis
67 I AM I March For All
96 I WAnk FOn-Y MATION
104 respect up you didn't balchut
109 Trump is Stoth. Hear Our Voice!
112 No! Unfather
155 We Will Not Go barak! Make America Kind Again!!!
156 Hate is everything
168 I am majorrach
336 Women Enothotbobia
376 I March For America Kind Again
404 Love is not normal
445 I am March For My Lame
463 We Are Bouth Not Be Selfory Humans!
471 You're Vigal Rights! No Seen Star Mumun. Trump is Poor Defend Against The Sidety
Notes on the CA Driving Test
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Its a complicated story, but one of the last steps in getting my CA driving license back was to take a driving test (behind the wheel). It was very complicated to get there, and lots of concerns about paperwork, but ultimately it did happen and I learned some things.
1. When you turn right, and there is a bike lane, you are expected to turn into that bike lane and turn right from there. Which means that you are expected to look right as if you were making a lane change.
2. The last thing you do before a right turn is to look for pedestrians or bicycles (e.g. over your right shoulder).
3. They dont need you to look behind your shoulder (e.g. turn around) a lot, just a little to take a glimpse.
4. A pedestrian can be in the crosswalk as long as he/she is not too close on your side of the road. Its a little confusing and I always err on the side of caution.
5. When turning left or right onto a one way street, there are many different lanes you can turn into, but pick one, and stick with it. I wander a bit because I get confused about which lane I am supposed to be on.
6. No need to accelerate so much, my instructor said.
He was very nice and passed me, and maybe he did not have to do that.
Its a complicated story, but one of the last steps in getting my CA driving license back was to take a driving test (behind the wheel). It was very complicated to get there, and lots of concerns about paperwork, but ultimately it did happen and I learned some things.
1. When you turn right, and there is a bike lane, you are expected to turn into that bike lane and turn right from there. Which means that you are expected to look right as if you were making a lane change.
2. The last thing you do before a right turn is to look for pedestrians or bicycles (e.g. over your right shoulder).
3. They dont need you to look behind your shoulder (e.g. turn around) a lot, just a little to take a glimpse.
4. A pedestrian can be in the crosswalk as long as he/she is not too close on your side of the road. Its a little confusing and I always err on the side of caution.
5. When turning left or right onto a one way street, there are many different lanes you can turn into, but pick one, and stick with it. I wander a bit because I get confused about which lane I am supposed to be on.
6. No need to accelerate so much, my instructor said.
He was very nice and passed me, and maybe he did not have to do that.
Monday, January 21, 2019
Notes on Writing Your Congressperson
As part of this descent into right wing dictatorship, I am deliberately writing my Congressman even though it really doesnt matter. Here are a few things that might be true and might be useful to you if you decide to write your congressperson.
1. You will need both your zip code and the 4 digit annex to the zip code.
2. You can only write your own congressman. If you write any other congressman you will be ignored. Of course, you will be ignored anyway because you are worthless garbage and your opinion does not matter.
3. If you want to send a message to another congressperson, you are advised to ask your congressperson to do so for you. It wont happen of course.
4. You are advised to put a typo in your message somewhere. This fills the Congressperson and his/her staff with contempt at your ignorance but also fear and loathing that the unwashed are actually writing them.
5. You should keep a copy.
6. You should write regularly and this may convince the staff that you are a pest and possibly pay attention to you. It wont do any good, but you may get more lip service.
Another Pointless Letter to My Congressman
Note: typos are intentional as I am told it fills the Congressman and his/her staff with both contempt and fear.
Dear Congressman Carbajal,
I am sure you staff is very busy, as are you, but I did not get a response to my previous email and, sadly, in these times the electorate must be more demanding of their elected representatives.
I read your website with interest but failed to see anything from you demanding the immediate impeachment of that traitor and racist, Donald Trump. Why not? There is ample evidence even without Mueller that he should be impeached at once. And yes, please, I understand that the Senate may not convict that p.o.s., but that is their problem, you are in the house.
Could someone get back to me as soon as possible to tell me your plan for the impeachment of Trump, Pence and Kavanaugh?
Thank you,
Michael Wahrman
Dear Congressman Carbajal,
I am sure you staff is very busy, as are you, but I did not get a response to my previous email and, sadly, in these times the electorate must be more demanding of their elected representatives.
I read your website with interest but failed to see anything from you demanding the immediate impeachment of that traitor and racist, Donald Trump. Why not? There is ample evidence even without Mueller that he should be impeached at once. And yes, please, I understand that the Senate may not convict that p.o.s., but that is their problem, you are in the house.
Could someone get back to me as soon as possible to tell me your plan for the impeachment of Trump, Pence and Kavanaugh?
Thank you,
Michael Wahrman
Saturday, January 19, 2019
Democrats have Failed, What Next
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One definition of insanity is "to repeat the same behavior but expect a different result". The Democrats have convinced me that they have learned nothing, and will never learn.
I need an alternative to the Democratic Party.
Read this article about Schiff and the House Intelligence panel. WTF does he think he is doing? We did not elect him to betray our country by trying to work with Republicans.
If there is one lesson of the last 30 years, it is that it is impossible to work with the Republicans. Dont believe me? They blocked Merrick Garland and put a rapist on the Supreme Court. The FBI went to Ryan and begged him to take Nunes off the House Intelligence Committee and he refused.
We have a Democratic elite who refuses to learn from experience and ignores their base.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/18/house-intel-bipartisan-summit-1100965
One definition of insanity is "to repeat the same behavior but expect a different result". The Democrats have convinced me that they have learned nothing, and will never learn.
I need an alternative to the Democratic Party.
Read this article about Schiff and the House Intelligence panel. WTF does he think he is doing? We did not elect him to betray our country by trying to work with Republicans.
If there is one lesson of the last 30 years, it is that it is impossible to work with the Republicans. Dont believe me? They blocked Merrick Garland and put a rapist on the Supreme Court. The FBI went to Ryan and begged him to take Nunes off the House Intelligence Committee and he refused.
We have a Democratic elite who refuses to learn from experience and ignores their base.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/18/house-intel-bipartisan-summit-1100965
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