Lets admit our mistakes and bring back the Ottomans.
Furthermore, I predict that this will result in a massive increase in employment for certain technical people. The Ottoman's were well known for the use of Unix, they had Unix everywhere, especially the Harem.
Perhaps the Harem is a problem for you, my sensitive, politically correct, white friend? You might want to look into the role of women in the near east, first. The Harem actually had quite a bit of power in the Ottoman empire. More power than women have in politics in most of the contemporary Near East, I think.
Below we have a photograph of a classic Harem and concept art for a proposed anime-style modern Harem.
Also, the Ottoman's were quite stylish. Check out the head gear, below.
I hope you will support the campaign to restore the Ottoman Empire with your representatives in Washington.