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Tired
of being told words over the phone that you can not spell correctly
and have the person on the other end fail to enunciate what they mean
and too lazy to use an approved phonetic alphabet for voice
communication? Then consider
the following new, rationalized, technology appropriate phonetic
alphabet. The words suggested below are intended to be highly redundant and recognizable words that are unmistakable for any other word on the list, and either have some value in a computer historical sense, or allow the speaker to get out some of their frustration using good Anglo Saxon idiom.
Each
comma separated phrase is as good as another, there is no particular
expressed priority between the terms. In other words, Burroughs is
as good as Burnout.
A
-- Alpha, Alphabet, Analog, ASCII, ARPANET
B
-- Burroughs, Burnout
C
-- Collossus, Channel, Cantaloupe, COBOL
D
-- DEC, Dogshit, Data General, Digital Equipment Corporation
E
-- Echo, Enigma, EBCDIC
F
-- Fuck, Fuckit, Fucking
G
-- Geheimschreiber
H
-- Hacker, Honeywell, Hollerith
I
-- Idiot, IBM
J
-- Jerk
K
-- Kernel
L
-- Lemonade, Lichtenstein
M
-- Moron, MIT
N
-- Negative, Nebula
O
-- Ohbaby, Orion
P
-- PDP, Penis, Process, Punched Card
Q
-- Quasi, Quack
R
-- Ramo, Rancid, Rogue
S
-- Stupid, Spacewar
T
-- Turing, Teletype, Tron
U
-- Ubetcha, User
V
-- von Neumann, vector
W
-- Woolridge, Whirlwind, Washedup
X
-- Xray, Xanadu
Y
-- Yessir, Yes Maam
Z
-- Zebra, Zork
Examples
Bolt := Burnout Ohbaby Lemonade Teletype
Scumbag := Stupid Cantaloupe Ubetcha Moron Burnout Alphabet Geheimschreiber
References
Category
of Phonetic Alphabets on Wikipedia:
Nato
Phonetic Alphabet:
