Monday, August 31, 2015
dWi Logo Courtesy of Jane Stephan and Greg Ercolano
Greg took this picture of the dWi logo that was on the black film bag that Jane kept the remainders of her fabulous film cartridge give aways. I will at some point take pictures of the cartridge and film strip and post them here. Until then, here is the logo. Thanks Greg. Thanks Jane.
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Communist Conspiracy or World Financial Collapse?
This post will attempt to channel certain belief systems from the long - over Cold War in order to explain current events in the world economy.
There is a lot of concern in certain circles that the crash of the Shanghai stock market will not only affect the Western stock markets, but that it signals a recession or depression in mainland China that will also affect the economies of the West. No one really knows how this one will turn out and every day you read a different story as the stock markets in China and the west continue to evolve.
Back in the good old days of the Cold War, 1960 or so, America and the world-at-large would not have had to worry about the Chinese communist stock market crash. This is because back in those days the communist Chinese were actually real Marxists and would never, ever have allowed that discredited tool of capitalism, the stock market, to exist as part of their economy.
Communist cadres would have fought to the death to prevent such an abomination from coming into existence. So how can we explain that this modern communist government has a stock market? There are only two explanations that seem possible: either they have fallen into sin and abandoned their most cherished beliefs in a shallow attempt to get rich or it is part of a larger plot to destroy the West by emphasizing the contradictions of decadent Western Capitalism.
Furthermore, the Shanghai stock market is not the only anomaly. We also have the spectacle of the Chinese Communist Party selling their own people as disenfranchised slave labor to western capitalists in order to increase the profits of western corporations and make China the (cheap) manufacturing center of the global economy.
This is is a very odd situation it seems to me. Karl Marx and Chairman Mao must be spinning in their graves.
And of course the potential collapse of the Chinese market threatens both the larger Chinese economy as well as the world financial markets since we are all part of the global economy whether we want to be or not But surely the collapse of the Shanghai market could not have been a surprise to the Communist party. Even the most casual student of capitalist economies of the last two centuries would have shown them that market crashes as a result of speculation and/or panic and the resultant economic depression is what unregulated markets do. It is their nature.
Our managed press and slave-economists notice nothing and say nothing while the world holds its breathe and waits to see whether the economy is about to take another fall. .
But in the more entertaining days of the cold war, things would have been different. Back then, political and economic analysts would look at this implausible communist capitalist behavior and the uncertainty caused by the collapse of their finance market and suspect that we were witnessing some sort of implacable communist conspiracy to destroy western democracy. I propose that the broad outlines of the perceived plot would be as follows:
1. First, China would use their slave labor to attract manufacturing to its shores with the intent to utterly destroy manufacturing in target nations, such as the USA and rely on the self-destructive greed of the wealthy industrialists of the west to
sacrifice any value or public good in order to increase short term profits. In so doing, the wealthy industrialists put a huge number of people out of work in America while continuing their efforts to finally destroy any remnant of the labor movement. Disenfranchised, impoverished and without help from their government who is indifferent to the misery of the poor, these unemployed people will be excellent recruits for future revolutionary movements.
2.
The Communist elite then use standard capitalist techniques to stimulate their economy in specific sectors. Economic stimulation, trade barriers, and other policies create an overheated economic boom. In this way, China becomes the fastest growing economy in the world, at least for a while. The International Communist Conspiracy is almost ready to pull the rug out from under the feet of the Western dupes who suspect nothing.
3. In an astonishing rejection of fundamental Marxist theory, a Chinese stock market is created. Stocks are traded, valuation
goes through the roof, and investors from all over the world make
substantial investments in Chinese ventures and Chinese billionaires
make investments in American and other non-Chinese companies.
4. Now, having made the stupid west dependent on your economy for their profits and integrated their financial markets with your own, you begin to pull the whole thing apart. First you selectively stop overheating your economy, causing sectors like real estate to begin to implode.
5. Your stock market collapses and takes the western markets with it. The world economy collapses.
6. The communist cells created from the people whose lives were destroyed by the greed of the Western capitalists are activated and a revolution occurs in the west which soon becomes part of the international communist government controlled by Beijing.
7. Helpless, and with their traditions of freedom destroyed, you can now implement your evil plan to implement gun control, teach evolution, and force everyone to have socialized health care.
5. Your stock market collapses and takes the western markets with it. The world economy collapses.
6. The communist cells created from the people whose lives were destroyed by the greed of the Western capitalists are activated and a revolution occurs in the west which soon becomes part of the international communist government controlled by Beijing.
7. Helpless, and with their traditions of freedom destroyed, you can now implement your evil plan to implement gun control, teach evolution, and force everyone to have socialized health care.
V. I. Lenin said, “The West will sell us the rope we will use to hang
them”. And he may yet turn out to be correct.
I have one more thing to say before I drop this line of thought..
We live in a very strange time in American and the world. I think it is much stranger than we, who are immersed in it every day, realize. And I cite to you by example the fact that the last major Communist nation in the world should in fact both have a stock exchange and be suffering from the classic instability of an unregulated finance market. Say what you will, explain it however you care to, but I think it is fair to say that this is a very weird situation.
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We live in a very strange time in American and the world. I think it is much stranger than we, who are immersed in it every day, realize. And I cite to you by example the fact that the last major Communist nation in the world should in fact both have a stock exchange and be suffering from the classic instability of an unregulated finance market. Say what you will, explain it however you care to, but I think it is fair to say that this is a very weird situation.
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For more on the despicable Chinese way of war see the Art of War by that proto-commie, Sun Tsu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Art_of_War
Monday, August 24, 2015
Curl Crested Manucode Makes UFO Alien Death Ray Sounds
Cornell
has made its library of the recordings of birds from around the world
available online. One bird in particular was chosen from its
library because it makes sounds like a UFO death ray. How is it
possible for the Curl Crested Manucode to know so perfectly what
alien space brothers sound like? Clearly this is proof that aliens
visited New Guinea in ancient times and invented video game sound
effects.
Curl Crested Manucode tells stories of the Alien visitations to its young bird unit.
Listen
yourself if you dont believe me.
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Late Summer Garden Report 2015
The
notes below are intended to remind me of lessons learned to date by
this years container garden. Others may find it useful as well, its
hard to tell.
Everything
here is calibrated to what one vegetarian might want to have in a
salad several times a week, or as a contribution to salsa and other
mexican food, or as a contribution to the usual vegetarian soups,
again once or twice a week.
Now
in mid August the heat is insane with temperatures reaching well
above 100 degrees, and possibly as much as 120 degrees in the nearby
desert.
Camera is missing so there are no pictures.
1.
We had about 4 functioning runner/pole beans operating all summer.
They have done yeoman work, but are just about shot. 6 or 8
functioning plants would have been a better number, although with 4
it has not been too bad.
2.
We had about 8 tomato plants, all but one of which did not produce
until the last month. Now they are coming along fine, but if I were
to do it again, I might focus more on cherry tomatoes, which produce
more, more often, and with less problems. 8 plants is about right
for one person. Tomatoes were never given proper size containers so
no doubt suffer from having cramped root systems. Tomatoes
benefitted from a new better trellising system based on PVC pipes.
3.
Lettuce was successful in the beginning of summer, but by mid summer
was totally destroyed. It can not take the heat. We will try an experiment in fall as it gets cooler.
4.
We had about 4 functioning cucumber plants from early to mid summer.
This was acceptable but a few more would have been useful. They take
a lot of space and could have been better trellised and managed. We
had an aphid attack on two of the cucumber plants and that caused me
to pretty much terminate the crop at that point.
5.
Peas did not function at all this year. Probably it was just too
hot.
6.
It is not clear whether the problems with lettuce and peas was also
due to using last years seeds or if it was just the heat and other
mistakes in germination.
7.
The experiment of keeping the basil in the shade seems to have
helped.
8.
On the tomatoes, beans and cucumbers, a relentless diseased leaf and
branch removal policy was used. Care was made to try to avoid
contamination by infected plant parts and to dispose of them in a way
that disease was not spread.
9.
We reused potting soil for the beans and lettuce but nothing else.
10.
All plants started from seed with hybrid, disease resistant
varieties.
11.
All plants watered twice a day, sometimes a third time in midday due
to heat.
12.
Preemptive spraying by copper solution and neem oil seems to have
helped. Avoided spraying in mid day.
13.
No attempt was made to rescue plants with aphids. Aphids were the
kiss of death, any plant so affected was terminated.
14.
Will try again with peas and lettuce when it gets cooler.
15. It would have been nice to have some functioning hot pepper plants, in spite of them being somewhat annoying to start.
15. It would have been nice to have some functioning hot pepper plants, in spite of them being somewhat annoying to start.
Impromptu deGraf/Wahrman Reunion 2015
I
apologize for being so late in posting this. I am recovering from
the shock of SIGGRAPH, my own angst about my career, lack thereof,
and the oppressive heat.
Out
of the blue, there was an impromptu dWi (deGraf/Wahrman) reunion
party at Greg Ercolano's house on the Saturday before Siggraph.
If
I get your name wrong, or leave your name out entirely, please send
me email so I can correct this.
Attendees
included (in no particular order) Greg Ercolano, Anne Marie, Eve Lunt
(and her husband, Andrew), Jane Stephan, Sally Syberg,
Maija Beeton (and her husband Andre Bustanaby), Jim Hillin, Ken
Brain, Jay Sloat, Allen Battino, Joseph Goldston, Larry Malone (and
friend), and Kevin Bjorke (and friend).
I
arrived rather late in the evening having taken the train from San
Diego.
People
who could not attend due to being out of town or prior engagements or
other responsibilities include Brad, Kerry Colonna, Liz Ralston, Josh
Pines, Jim Goodman and Emily, Adrian Iler, Marc Scaparo, Sari Gennis, Lynda Weinman, J Walt, Tom Betts, Don Rhodes (CPA), Wendy Elwell, Anne Adams, Ken Cope, Steve Segal, and Tuck Tucker.
Dale Herigstad was in Europe I think. Richard Taylor helped out. Ladd McPartland had recently passed away. Not all of these people may
have received invitations in the last minute rush.
It
was clear that I was not the only one suffering from career angst or
dislocation. This is unfortunate because everyone there but perhaps
myself is a respectable, knowledgeable, hard working citizen. who
deserves to be doing fabulously well in our new digital age, but that
does not seem to always be the case. I find this fascinating and
unexpected. Even if we are not all where we might want to be at
this point, I would have expected all of us to be valued in the
marketplace.
I
was astounded to get extra dWi film cartridges from Jane. Everyone
was stunned to see a video that Ercolano had of a walk through of dWi
sometime during the HB Attraction Period. Greg Ercolano seems to
have acquired a fabulous classic contemporary mid-century house.
Alhambra seems to be an interesting, Lauren-Canyon like neighborhood.
Probably it is best that I said nothing much at this event. But if I had thought about it, I would probably have said something like, "There have been several periods of my life when I have been lucky to work with a group of people who turn out to be extraordinarily talented. And as time passes it becomes clear how fortunate I was to be able to work with all of you. I also feel that for a variety of reasons that were not exactly under the control of Brad and myself, we were not always able to provide the working conditions that everyone deserved to have. It is one of the reasons that I did not want to start another production company, or even another company, as I did not want to repeat the same mistakes and without proper funding, that was the likely result. Again, I want to say, it has been a privilege to work with all of you."
But I was too tired to even think about this until everyone had left.
I
slept in the guest house and could not sleep a wink. Apparently the
racoons drop things on the roof every 15 minutes or so with a bang.
Obviously
we need to do this again so that more can attend.
I
would like to encourage everyone there (and those who were not) to
arrange to get together with me in the next year so we can catch up
in more detail. It has been too long.
I
need to get a copy of the Ercolano video.
Photographs
to follow.
Monday, August 10, 2015
Siggraph 2015 Notes
I just missed Joey Ito's Keynote speech. The MIT Media Lab space at Siggraph, as always, has excellent graphic design. I guess I would call it that MIT Press look.
It disappoints me that we do not have a message board. Yes, it was unwieldy and imperfect but it was often of use and now there is nothing to replace it.
Hotel Figueroa is no longer owned by Uno, the entertaining German who had bought it 20 plus years ago. It does not appear as though the Sunday Art Party poolside at the Hotel Figueroa is still in action.
At the dWi reunion party, perhaps half the people were unemployed, it seemed.
Sighted at Siggraph: Joan Collins, Mary Whitton, Michael Naimark, Jimbo Hillin, Joey Ito, Scott Fisher, two volunteers from Va. Commonwealth University, Marty Schindler, Rick Sayre, Ed Catmull, Pat Hanrahan, David Morin, David Naegel, Craig Reynolds, Kevin Bjorke, Ed Kramer, Scott Owen, Tom Duff, Henry Fuchs, Turner Whitted (now at Nvidia), Paul Debevec, Barton Gawboy, Jay Sloat, Kurt Fleisher.
Coons award winner Henry Fuchs.
Art achievement award went to Lillian Schwartz which is great, but I felt that Siggraph should have put more energy into explaining who Lillian is and how she came to be where and what she was. The thing that Lillian provided was addressed, I felt, to those already in the arts community who knew who she was and what the backstory was. I think.
A brief moment of cynicism about Siggraph papers from the point of view of two very jaded adults who have worked in the glamourous entertainment industry. A friend and I were discussing what sort of papers one saw at Siggraph, broken down by category: A. papers about techniques that we have been doing for years, B. papers about good ideas that are implemented in a way that is straightforward and obvious, C. Papers about problems or ideas where the author did not seem to understand that the problem had been solved for years, or did not know something about prior work that is very important. D. Papers about some idea that was really interesting and unexpected, however it was implemented, E. Papers about an idea that was well known (or a problem that was well known) but was solved in a way that was unexpected or really clever. Obviously what you want is more of categories D and E.
I had a crisis at home and had to leave Siggraph Monday evening through Tuesday unfortunately when most of the interesting parties were.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Marketing, Mojo and Career Longevity
draft
An esteemed
colleague discussed in an email how, after years of having excellent
positions at important companies, that he could no longer seem to get
a job, that the “mojo” had gone away. I also experienced
something similar, may still be experiencing it, and so I want to
discuss my impressions of this phenomenon which is so frustrating and
confusing. Although I believe some of this may also apply to my
friend, that would be for him to say, this is all from my point of
view and based on my experience and impressions.
The argument goes
like this. In an earlier and more naive period, some of us who were pioneers in that field were able to achieve results that got us some notoriety and the perception that we were near the top of our field, which we may very well have been in one way or another. This notoriety was communicated to the field
through the normal course of attending certain conferences,
particularly SIGGRAPH, word of mouth and industry magazines. Just being asked to participate in a conference was a form of this, and a self fulling prophesy.
While we thought we
were building up long-term credibility, improved by working on
fundamental concepts and inventions at an earlier time, it turns out
that we were not. Because in America, long-term credibility is only
in the eyes of the beholder, and most people of the world do not
behold it. What we were benefiting from at the time was a. the
benefit of fashion, we were very fashionable, and b. short term
credibility as being near the forefront of the field, a field that
was very trendy but not with many practical applications.
Because of this
trendiness and because practical applications slowly started
appearing, there was a massive influx of new people. The new people
not only did not know the history, but could not care less. Those
who were responsible for awarding projects or hiring people for a
while were members of the class of people who were early in the
field, but as time passed there were less and less of them and more
of the newcomers. Not only were the newer people unaware of the
achievements, they classified them as ancient history and not
relevant to the modern world. There was no presumption that someone
who had done good work in the past would do good work in the future.
And there was the belief that things had changed so radically that
whatever skills were necessary to do good work today would not be
present in those who did good work then.
Furthermore, there
is the belief among many people that they do not want experienced and
acclaimed people among them, that this will cause competition and
quite possibly take away from their glory. And it might, it might
take away from their glory since most often people are vainglorious
and demand all the glory. I have seen this concern and its results
literally hundreds of times.
Finally, for a
variety of reasons, our more experienced player may not be in a position to do new work as that would be defined by the field. But our player has a tremendous need to demonstrate new work, as it is only through that new work (generally speaking) that he or she can renew the mandate that has allowed them to achieve what they have so far achieved. Without this renewal, any past accomplishment becomes less and
less relevant. But our experienced player may not be able to do new
work because of circumstances beyond his or her control, health
issues, or not being hired out of envy, or any of a number of
reasons. If a consultant, they may not be in a position to get
credit for their work, because it is the life of the consultant that,
in general, you can not get that credit without upsetting your client.
And here is the key
point: in the earlier period our player had benefited from marketing that happened more or less accidentally, by doing good work at the right time or place. The marketing happened for them and on their behalf but not because of any particular actions that they took. And our player may not in actual fact be necessarily talented at marketing, or even have the slightest
interest in it. They were interested in doing good work (which does sound pathetically naive and middle class, does it not?). Marketing is a
different thing. A different skill. A field that requires both talent and hard work like any other field. And so our player, who was the beneficiary of marketing that he had not done, gets less and less
benefit from past marketing as time goes by and yet new marketing is not
forthcoming because he is not providing it, and circumstances do not
allow it to happen as it did before, without his input.
The result is that
our player goes further out of fashion. And since for the most part
people were responding to fashion and not to anything else, certainly not merit or brilliance, something they would be quite unqualified to judge and could care less about, then our
player becomes less and less employable and we have the classic
downward spiral.
There are several
other issues that are contributory to this, self-marketing is not the
only factor. Fashion also applies to technology and for one reason or another our player may be associated with a specific technology, like motion capture or lisp, even if they are incidental. This is about perception as well as reality. Other companies may perceive that the technology that the player uses or used to use as being
old-fashioned, whether or not there is any technical basis for their
belief is irrelevant. This is another reason why the field of computer animation, with its wild turnover in companies, can result in unemployment for those who used those technologies at those companies. Fashion applies to everything and new companies have different fashions in technology that they use.
The conclusion that
I want to leave you with is that long term employability and presence
near the top of a field requires not only talent and accomplishment,
but marketing and the ability to present oneself as current.
Marketing may in fact be more important than talent and
accomplishment, but of course it is preferable if all elements are
present. Without marketing, for whatever reason, one will go out of
fashion and have to face the consequences that result.
There are many
nuances here that should be mentioned and I will mention a few. There are
many ways to achieve marketing and many reasons why this may apply
more to some people than to others. And none of this may be fair or
just. Someone who merely has a job at a well-known
company may have all the marketing that they need. Those who are
unemployed or freelance generally do not have that benefit. Or if
one is not seen as worthy to be included in an effort to create a new
standard for some technology, those who are included get a certain
level of marketing and those who are excluded do not. This list of nuances and exceptions goes on and on.
Again the nuances
aside, the thought I want to leave you with is that marketing is
important and it is an area that can not be ignored for the long run
without dire consequences. As evidence I propose that when you see people near the top of their field for a long time, inevitably it turns out that they are talented at self promotion, sometimes very talented.
Many people come to mind who have this skill, but discretion prevents me from mentioning them here.
Many people come to mind who have this skill, but discretion prevents me from mentioning them here.
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
A Little Personal Democracy and a Write In Campaign for SIGGRAPH in 2015
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I am now asking Siggraph for the details and deadlines associated with the process of getting write-in votes to be allowed to run for the Executive Committee of Siggraph.
I am now asking Siggraph for the details and deadlines associated with the process of getting write-in votes to be allowed to run for the Executive Committee of Siggraph.
I
am certain that I have missed the deadline for the next election, so
any signatures that I gather at Siggraph next week will presumably be
for the election after this one.
I
plan to run on a very specific platform and if I get elected, I will
consider that a mandate to research the state of non-academic employment in
computer graphics and animation in order to determine, or attempt to
determine, how many are employed and where, what the categories of
employment are, what the stability and projected future of these
positions are, to what extent are these positions overseas, and to
what extent unemployment has affected the field. And other issues
along the same lines as well. The general idea here is, what should we tell young people if they express a desire to go into this field? What should we tell them about the likelihood of employment and what terms and conditions come with that employment. Let me give you two examples: first everyone who comes into this field should understand that it is considered a niche field and no experience in it will qualify you for anything else and second, on the entertainment side of things, people are never hired for more than a project no matter what they are told.
These are very large issues and one person without resources is not likely to get definitive answers to these and related questions. However, I can use the position on the committee to get what information people are willing to share with me and write up whatever I learn.
These are very large issues and one person without resources is not likely to get definitive answers to these and related questions. However, I can use the position on the committee to get what information people are willing to share with me and write up whatever I learn.
I
also plan to report back to the membership the ideas, concerns, and
perceived limitations on the part of members of the committee, many
of whom have told me that there is nothing that Siggraph is empowered
to do on these issues. Although I may not agree with them, I can
certainly admit that they have much more experience than I do at that
level of the organization and I can, I think, be of help by reporting
to the membership what the concerns are and what people believe. I
would hope to do this in a professional and collaborative manner that
causes no concerns or offense to anyone to the best I can manage.
I
doubt that my efforts would result in any sort of official statement
or report from Siggraph on these topics, but maybe we can achieve
some lesser goals. At the least I would hope I could convince the
EC, or most of the EC, that we can not just encourage people to bet
their careers on this field without significant warnings and
statements of concern. It should not be all rah rah rah the future
is bright, which has been the story from Siggraph to date.
There
seem to be a lot of miserable and unemployed people out there. This
is guesswork on my part because no official or unofficial statistics
exist to the best of my knowledge. Yes there are many people who are
gainfully employed and doing good work, but I am also aware of many
who are constantly moving from project to project in a way that is
disruptive to their lives, and others who are not employed and have
not been for a while and wonder what they are going to do. No doubt
I have sampling error, how could I not? Yes maybe this is normal, or
the “new normal” and that could be the case. But if so, we
should make sure people know that.
Whether
we like it or not, Siggraph was part of the movement that created
this industry segment, the use of computer animation and synthetic
imagery in the creation of film and related media, both full length
computer animated films and live action films with visual effects.
This movement started in large part by idealists who used Siggraph as
a venue through the 1980s, when no one believed us, and the 1990s,
when they started to believe, into the next century when things
exploded. I was a part of this movement and I contributed and I was
there, so I know Siggraph helped. But now that the industry is very
large, and yet with so much turmoil, and so much unemployment, that
it is our responsibility to do what we can to make things better and
at the very least make it clear to those who would bet their lives
and their careers on the field what the situation is as we understand
it.
If
you are attending Siggraph next week and you are a member of
Siggraph, I hope you will find me and sign my petition so that I can
be considered for election to the EC.
You
should also feel free to send comments or concerns, hopefully in a
postive and cordial manner, by either leaving a comment here or
sending me email at the address below. If you do send email, please
put something in the subject field about what it is about so I know
to read it.
Thank
you.
M.
Wahrman
michael.wahrman
at gmail.com
On the Occasion of Siggraph 2015
draft
It is a fundamental
tenet of western civilization that one must present oneself with
confidence and style. No signs of weakness are permitted as it
causes the other biped mammals to see you as a potential meal, or the
other bipeds, whose support you need, to ignore you or dismiss you.
There are those I
suppose who benefit from being so pathetic that it attracts a certain
kind of person who likes doing rescues, but I don't think one wants
to count on that as a strategy.
I have become more
aware this year that my goals for the future are impractical based on
my current status, how I am perceived, the resources that I have, and
the competition.
Part of the problem
here is that in the past I worked with energy and what is, I hope,
talent and skill but was also nearly completely unaware of the odds
against me. And these efforts all led to great success and total
failure, accomplishment yet contempt from my peers, personal attacks
that are quite astounding, and generally everything that one would
expect from being poor in America, where talent and accomplishment
means nothing, only money matters and certain credentials as one gets
by being approved and anointed by those with power.
Why then, would I
expect things to be any different in the future, when in fact the
odds are only worse then they have ever been? They are worse
because in the past I was part of a community, now I am alone. They
are worse because in the past I had access to resources, now I have
no resources. They are worse because now this is an established
field and this implies both more competition, as well as competition
with access to both resources and those affiliations that I wish I
had but do not.
Not only may fools
go where wise people fear to tread, but in fact the earlier success
of the fool may not only be a result of their energy, talent and
ignorance but also because times were different.
There are deeper problems as well. A fundamental and well-reasoned concern that major elements on which we base our lives and our society are based on lies, or false premises. Not all, but many of them. And that our public servants know this and do nothing to correct it either because they feel they can't or because they do not care. I have become convinced that our government does not have our best interests at heart and that they are quite capable of cynically exalting the rich at the expense of the rest of the country. I have looked at some of the evidence, evidence that The Economist says does not exist, but it does exist. Too many lies, too much hypocrisy, too much swept under the rug, too much misery.
On the other hand, what is the alternative. Perhaps talent, hard work and experience and maybe a sense of humor about the situation, all of our situations, can make a difference. I guess I have to try again.
These are the
thoughts that occur to me on the occasion of a birthday and the
annual trial of Siggraph.
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
Design Your House to Accommodate the Slaves
I
have always wanted to be able to design and build my own house. Well
thats not quite true. Of course what I really want to do is to specify the big
ideas and have an architect and various craftsmen build the house.
How else am I going to get a minimum required number of secret
passages? If you want something done right, you have to do it
yourself, it seems.
It
is a common film school aphorism that everyone's first film is about
sex. I think that everyone's first house is about themselves. The
house reveals something about who they are, their values, their
beliefs, their interests all brought into physical reality in some
form. It is a statement about how they want to live their lives and
what they believe is important.
Houses
are often designed to be very boring in order to maintain resell
value. What a terrible idea that is! I would hope that all my
readers would strive against this horrible constraint on their
creativity and not worry too much about resale value. You must have
faith. It also helps to have money, of course.
A
friend of mine is able to build her own house in a very nice part of
Santa Barbara and in the hope that some of these ideas might be in
any way useful or interesting, I have compiled here some notes collected over the years, ideas I would consider if I ever built my house. None of these ideas are particularly original, in general they are ideas I have seen and liked, or read about, etc.
But
what is appealing to one person is not at all interesting to another.
And this is not my house, it is the house she is building for herself and presumably her partner who I have not even met. So this list may not be at all valuable to her. But maybe, I mean, who knows.
This
particular list is oriented towards ideas that have been around since
about the 4th century BC through the mid 19th
century or so.
Everything
old may yet be new again.
The following is in no particular order.
1.
All upper class Roman houses were built around one of several water
collection designs, that would automatically collect the rainwater
from the room in an underground space, or impluvium. We would
probably call such a thing a cistern. In drought stricken
California, this would be an excellent way to get water for your
landscaping, for example.
This is a modern architects's interpretation of an impluvium. Although a pool is nice, I was thinking more about just storing the water underground in a cistern.
2.
The Romans built their homes to have layers of public and private
space. Any upper class Roman was a patron and would greet clients
every day in their home. So a big part of the Roman home was
designed to admit the clients into an outer part of the house where
they were formally greeted and often received a gift. This might be the first atrium of the house, a rather large space. Then there
would be other social spaces further in the house for those few
admitted within. Beyond that would be private places for the house
where the owners and family slept. Then above or below would be
cubicles for the servants and slaves. The idea I want to emphasize
was that even the public spaces had a hierarchy to them.
3.
My father used to struggle heating a home in Virginia that was
designed to be wasteful of energy. We put in insulation in the attic and a heat barrier (basically a door) to the basement and reduced our heating bill by half. This is a well
understood topic in America today, that there are much better ways to
heat and/or cool our homes.
I spent one winter at 8000
feet in Colorado in a large house that was entirely heated by one
freestanding wood fireplace with an exhaust chimney made of metal
that extended through the air
for 10 feet on its way to the outside. There are particulate (e.g.
smog) issues if everyone burns wood, but there are ways to mitigate
this problem if one wants to. Am
I suggesting that you heat your house with wood? I dont know, I am
just pointing out how well it worked in a really cold environment and
how economical it was.
On
another occasion, I spent
some time in the traditional
adobe house of a friend of mine in Taos, NM. It
was about 1/3 underground and the walls were very thick and
made of some sort of compressed earth and straw, I think, and then covered with plaster. It was
completely astonishing how
well it kept the house cool during the very hot days and warm during
the very cold nights.
The point here is not that one should heat ones house with a wooden stove or build an adobe or even that one might build the main level of the house such that 1/3 of it is below the ground, although one might do any of these things. The point is that these ideas have real merit and are not hard to implement if one wanted to and designed it in from the beginning.
4. Not only is building underground a good use of the available space, it is especially well suited for things that should remain relatively cool and with a stable temperature. Which is why most older American homes in the east coast and the midwest would have a basement for storage. We would expect to use the basement for food storage, wine storage, but also computer media, storage of film, and possibly also the location of other types of house infrastructure that does not have to be upstairs in the main living, entertainment or working spaces, such as computer servers.
5. I have always tried to keep a spare bedroom or
at least a couch and made it available to friends from out of town.
In Manhattan, I was very well set up for that, which is very unusual
there and I wish more friends had taken advantage of it. One of the lessons of that space is that one can accommodate guests in a way that is completely unintrusive into the rest of one's life. When one reads novels or sees plays set in England, one often reads about families that extended hospitality to friends and family for long periods of time, years at a time. You might have a distant cousin or the son or nephew of an old friend who graduated from Cambridge and has no way to make a living. So you put him up in a guest house and he tutors your daughter in mathematics. That sort of thing. (Arcadia).
6.
Castles in parts of Europe were built with access passages such that
fireplaces in guest rooms could be lit without actually going into
the room. There was a whole infrastructure behind the scenes for the
servants which allowed them to come and go without disturbing the
rest of the house. This also provided storage spaces for artwork
that was not currently being used. The big idea is to consider
building such passages, whether overt or covert, into your house for
a variety of reasons and purposes. This might be special access from
the kitchen to the outside entertainment area. Or it might be
dumbwaiters between levels for various functional rooms of the house.
7.
I recently spent the night at
a hotel where I was given a room that was built to ADA standards. I
loved it. The bathroom was one huge shower stall, nothing to trip
over, and a nice seat to sit on while showering. There was nothing
to trip over in the entire room.
8.
A variety of techniques can be used to blur the outside with the
inside. A good skylight or series of mezzanines can completely open
up a space. A projection system designed for
screenings in the house could perhaps also be designed to be
redirected to project on an outside screen for those parties and
events on a warm evening. In this way one can also entertain the
whole neighborhood in the same way drive in movies used to. A friend
of friends has built their master bedroom in Telluride such that the
bed is mounted on rails and can be easily be moved outside to sleep
under the stars or pushed inside out of the rain.
9.
Wherever possible, combine functionality with character. The classic
door knocker is of course a lion or some other creature. I always
thought gargoyles were just decorative, but no, they are used to
redirect water away from the stone cathedrals.
10.
The Romans often built interior design into the s tructure of their
homes. A painting might be implemented as a fresco and last for
much longer than merely being painted. A floor was usually a mosaic
made of stone.
11.
The British and the Italians were particularly active in building
formal gardens. There are some great books on this.
12.
All Roman houses in the country were really working farms. I am not
sure you want to go that far, but a nice greenhouse or container
garden would be useful. Maybe make your own olive oil?
13.
All homes should have an observatory of some sort to check out the
countryside for hostile forces or perhaps to observe the universe.
14.
All homes should have major built in bookcases, perhaps used as
entrance ways into storage or corridor areas.
15.
Of course we have to consider how to hide the computer infrastructure
so it is not intrusive.
16.
And it would be only sensible in 21st century America to
consider how we house the slaves. No need to go overboard here, a
little cubicle with a stone bed was enough for the Romans and it
should be enough for us.
17. One of the odd triumphs of S. California was the Arts and Crafts Movement of the early 20th century. One might consider recreating some of their designs or setting up a workshop to do so on site or in some way to feed into your house construction.
18. One might research current artists and workshops capable of creating decorative stone or bronze work. And select an artist or two to work from their workshop or at a workshop you create to feed decorative elements into the house. If one did create frescos one would need to find artists capable of working under those very wonderful and strange constraints (the key to a fresco is to paint it while the plaster is wet, and essentially without making any mistakes).
20. One could set up to do bronzes with the lost wax method but use 3D printing (there I go with these modern techniques again) to create the molds.
21. One might want to create and store spare parts for the house from the very beginning. It would be easier to make spare parts, tiles, sculptures, etc while the workshops that are creating them are building things for the house and just put them underground and wait the 10 or 20 or 50 years until they need replacement.
22. If you do use concrete, recall that Roman concrete is better than Portland cement and that there should be a discussion here.
23. If you do build mosaics, consider designing them with a computer and using some sort of automatic stone cutter or even 3D printer to create elements. Remember a key to a mosaic is longevity, so it might be better to automatically cut stone or tile than to print with modern materials.
24. When working at Robert Abel & Associates, I would often walk down Romaine to visit Opamp books, which is now out of business after a long decline. On the way there I would pass a building that was a ruin, uninhabited, that fascinated me. At some point I noticed some sort of ironwork railings, and older leaden glass in the windows. I eventually discovered that this was the old Hollywood headquarters of Howard Hughes in the period when he made movies. The older glass was fascinating. Consider using handmade or leaden glass, even consider stained glass. Glass does not have to be boring.
and finally,
25 A carillon is a series of bells, usually played by a kind of keyboard that is below it, that has at least 24 bells or three octaves. A chime is the same sort of thing but with at least one octave or 8 bells, but not as many as a carillon. There is a famous chime at Hollywood Forever but it is not playable and would need restoration. Maybe you can buy it? I have always wanted a carillon! See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carillon
17. One of the odd triumphs of S. California was the Arts and Crafts Movement of the early 20th century. One might consider recreating some of their designs or setting up a workshop to do so on site or in some way to feed into your house construction.
18. One might research current artists and workshops capable of creating decorative stone or bronze work. And select an artist or two to work from their workshop or at a workshop you create to feed decorative elements into the house. If one did create frescos one would need to find artists capable of working under those very wonderful and strange constraints (the key to a fresco is to paint it while the plaster is wet, and essentially without making any mistakes).
20. One could set up to do bronzes with the lost wax method but use 3D printing (there I go with these modern techniques again) to create the molds.
21. One might want to create and store spare parts for the house from the very beginning. It would be easier to make spare parts, tiles, sculptures, etc while the workshops that are creating them are building things for the house and just put them underground and wait the 10 or 20 or 50 years until they need replacement.
22. If you do use concrete, recall that Roman concrete is better than Portland cement and that there should be a discussion here.
23. If you do build mosaics, consider designing them with a computer and using some sort of automatic stone cutter or even 3D printer to create elements. Remember a key to a mosaic is longevity, so it might be better to automatically cut stone or tile than to print with modern materials.
24. When working at Robert Abel & Associates, I would often walk down Romaine to visit Opamp books, which is now out of business after a long decline. On the way there I would pass a building that was a ruin, uninhabited, that fascinated me. At some point I noticed some sort of ironwork railings, and older leaden glass in the windows. I eventually discovered that this was the old Hollywood headquarters of Howard Hughes in the period when he made movies. The older glass was fascinating. Consider using handmade or leaden glass, even consider stained glass. Glass does not have to be boring.
and finally,
25 A carillon is a series of bells, usually played by a kind of keyboard that is below it, that has at least 24 bells or three octaves. A chime is the same sort of thing but with at least one octave or 8 bells, but not as many as a carillon. There is a famous chime at Hollywood Forever but it is not playable and would need restoration. Maybe you can buy it? I have always wanted a carillon! See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carillon
The carillon in St. Petersburg, Russia.
[By the way, if you look closely at the bells above, you will see that there is type extruded on the surface. Do you have any idea how hard that is to do? Its amazingly difficult if it was put there as part of the pouring process, which I think it must have been. This was an aside.]
That
is enough for now.
This
needs to be rewritten.
UC
Berkely article on Research into Roman Concrete
Cistern
on Wikipedia
Moat
on Wikipedia
Fresco
on Wikipedia
Sunset
Magazine reprint on making your own olive oil
An
entertaining narrative by someone who ended up with an olive grove in
New Zealand
Sunday, August 2, 2015
Administrative Notes 8/2/2015
One purpose of this
blog was to write down my thoughts about the process of writing it in
the hope that this might in some way be useful either to readers of
this blog or possibly to those of you who are considering writing one
yourself.
Mostly this blog is
accomplishing what it was intended to accomplish even though nothing
is really finished yet, there has been good progress in a variety of
areas. It was not a total surprise how long it takes to write a good
post that has some substance to it. It was a surprise however to see
how many drafts never see the light of day and are generally
rewritten at a later time.
What has been
surprising to me is how I have taken to writing this blog as a form
of positive procrastination, more positive than many other things I
could be spending my time on. As I type this, I have unfinished posts on our performance character animation at Siggraph in 1988, a post on the recent Marlon Brando documentary, a post on design ideas for a house, a post on what we do know about the Southern Reach trilogy by Vandermeer, a post on using techniques from Nostradamus to write a genre of entertainment fiction, and several other besides.
But right now I am a
week away from Siggraph and I am way behind on things that need to
get done now, and by the end of the year. I have to focus and that
has often been a problem for me. Thus it turns out that at various
times writing for this blog has become an activity I can do to avoid
doing things that are more time critical.
This further
supports the idea that when someone is sincere about procrastination
that he or she will find a way to procrastinate in spite of the
obstacles. There is always a way to avoid doing what really needs to
be done if you put your mind to it.
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