[2.12.2013 We do not know at this point how crazy Dorner is and how unjust, if it was unjust at all, was the procedure that got him fired from the LAPD. But on the surface of things, it looks like another example of the LAPD punishing someone who tries to make them live up to their promise to clean up their overt racism and violence. If my post is unfair, should we decide that to be true later when we know the facts, trust me when I say that the history of the LAPD makes it a perfectly good conclusion to jump to. The LAPD has earned its reputation.]
We want to loudly and firmly announce
support for our LAPD in these bleak hours when, in our defense, these
stern defenders of the peace go on another rampage shooting anyone in
a blue pickup truck.
If I were you, I would park that blue
pickup truck right now, and walk away. Otherwise, you might be shot,
and so you should be, you wretched blue-pickup-truck-driving villain!
The enemy
One of the pillars of
Los Angeles is the Los Angeles Police Department, the LAPD, whose motto is "To Protect and Serve". These selfless and upright public servants protect Los Angeles from
the forces of crime and racial equality, placing themselves bodily
between us good folk and the nasty bad people out there.
Today they are under immense pressure
because of a challenge made by a former member of the LAPD who has
sworn revenge against the noble LAPD.
The hunt to destroy blue pickup trucks
began when a former LAPD officer was fired for the gross offense of
reporting that a superior had brutally and sadistically beaten an
innocent and mentally-challenged person. Of course he was fired! How dare he denounce a member of our famously humane LAPD? This is
Los Angeles after all, and in Los Angeles, the LAPD can beat the shit
out of anyone with impunity as has been demonstrated time and again.
Our former officer, who is suspected of
murdering his ex-girl friend and her fiancee, has sworn to get even,
and drives a blue pickup truck. The LAPD has sensibly and
reasonably responded to this challenge by going on a rampage and is
even now shooting wildly with assault weapons (2) at anyone with a blue
pickup truck.
Lets remember what Los Angeles stands
for. It stands for crime, criminality, hypocrisy and the
exploitation of the poor in the service of the rich. Los Angeles and
crime go hand and hand.
With the possible exception of the
Aerospace industry, all the major industries in Los Angeles were
founded on crime. (1)
Consider a few highpoints of this
notable history. The motion picture industry moving here to be able
to more easily evade the Edison patents. The agricultural and
garment industries based on illegal labor. The theft of water and
political fraud for real estate development. The music industry
(need I say more). The Construction industry. Import-export and
the turn-of-the-century opium trade. Chinese slave labor and the
building of the railroads. The destruction of the mass transit
system. The oil industry. The porn industry. The consistent rumor
that the Heidi Fleiss affair was caused by Sony Columbia refusing to
pay their annual $1M bribe to the head of the LAPD. The Rodney King
riots which were caused by the video of the LAPD beating the shit out
of Mr. King as he lay prostrate on the ground, defenseless.
These are the things that Los Angeles
stands for.
We at Global Wahrman support the LAPD
in its efforts to suppress crime and call upon on all evil-doers to
stop driving their blue pickup trucks at once!
Los Angeles Police Department Home Page
http://www.lapdonline.org/
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1. The author wishes to acknowledge that many cities may have been founded by criminals. Also that criminality is sometimes a matter of point of view. After all, New Amsterdam became New York because the British Navy stole it from the Dutch, to give one example.
2. A friend gave me a hard time over my use of the term "assault rifle". He is correct to do so, as assault rifle is really a marketing term, not a technical one. But the fact is that the only people who make that distinction today are people who are opposed to any kind of gun control. So, to hell with you, we need gun control in this country. I think "assault rifle" is a fine term to use in this case.
