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Wahrman wishes to protest yet another example of the US Coast Guard
oppressing the innocent and civilian use of submersibles and
semi-submersibles.
Yes,
this unfortunate oppression by our out of control, drug-obsessed
Coast Guard, eager as always to restrict the use of the oceans by the
people of the world has seized what they say is a SPSS,
self-propelled semi-submersible, minding its own business in the
Pacific Ocean off the coast of Central America with what they say is
an 8 foot hold filled with tons of cocaine. Of course we have to
take their word for it as the SPSS sank before they could remove the
so-called evidence. Before it sank, the USCG removed a mere 2.8 tons of cocaine.
“Cocaine?
What cocaine?” said Raul Rodriguez of Columbia. “We thought we
were bringing talcum powder to our relatives in Guatemala. This is
clearly unwarrented oppressiion by the US Coast Guard
attacking innocent native peoples”.
The
private use of semi-submersibles, something we want to encourage, is
being held back by this outrageous behavior on the part of our Coast
Guard and we hope that the Government will take note of our protests
and restrain this kind of attacks on innocent neighborly talcum-haulers in the future.
See here for
more information.
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