In
the subgenre of film that has an “evil genius of international
crime” there are several types of sequences that are required or at
least highly desirable. One is the sequence where the evil genius
explains his or her nefarious plan for world domination to our hero
instead of just shooting the do-good-ing son of a bitch at once.
Another sequence is when the evil genius meets with his partners,
collaborators and subordinates to discuss the current status of their
plans and review recent progress in achieving world domination as
well as evaluating the quality of the work of the subordinates.
Although
this latter type of sequence was always entertaining, especially when
an under-performing colleague is reprimanded by being dropped into a
vat of acid or a pool of piranha, I longed for more than mere fiction
in my life. I wanted to be a fly on the wall when the real criminals
of our society who masqueraded as politicians, lawyers, and honest
businessmen would meet to discuss stealing the local election or the
presidency, placing their venal and racist cronies on the supreme
court to subvert justice, and other examples of this genre as it
exists in real life.
Ernst Stavro Blofeld of Spectre
Now
at last, I get to achieve this goal, albeit for a remote country, and
it is every bit as good as I had dreamed all these years. The
country is what we now call Sudan, and the form is the minutes of a
meeting of senior security officials, one level below the presidency,
to discuss many important issues including their secret relationship
with Iran, their relationship with other Islamic countries, their
control of opposition groups, their plans to deal with interfering
NGOs and international organizations, and the plan to win the next
election and thus confer another 5 years of legitimacy on this
faction.
President of Sudan Al Bashir, head of the Sudan Branch of Spectre
Somehow,
these minutes were leaked. They are originally in Arabic, but have
been translated into English. You can find them at the link below. http://sudanreeves.org/2014/09/29/arabic-original-and-hand-written-english-translation-of-31-august-2014-meeting-pages-3-6/
The
object of the meeting is not so much to make decisions but to get
everyone's point of view and to help build consensus. Those of you
who are students of meetings could also read this document as an
excellent example of a high level meeting of this type.
Here are the first two pages, with the invocation and the attendance list.
Here are the first two pages, with the invocation and the attendance list.
The best way to get a high concept view of a country, highly edited of course, is the CIA World Factbook. Here is their entry on Sudan.... https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/su.html
Those of you who believe is such things as “international organizations to promote peace” or who
believe that “free elections” mean anything in this world
outside a few western democracies, and maybe not even there, are
required to read this fabulous leaked document from Spectre/Sudan many times until your naivete explodes in a puff of piranha smoke.
Here
are some selections chosen for your entertainment:
Regarding
the rebels, I, can say that we have managed to infiltrate their rank
and file. We are following all their movements, chats, private
affairs with women, the type of alcohol preferred or taken by each
one, the imaginary talks when they get drank. We have ladies who are
always in contact with them. The ladies managed to send to us their
e-mails, telephone numbers, skypes, whats-ups and all their means of
communications. By that, we are now able to infiltrate them
electronically. We are following all their activities and contacts
with people inside the country.
Or,
consider ....
Another
plan is that, we detain some of our cadres, but we detain them with
their consent, and put them in safe place for some time, then we hint
for some NGOs. And Independent political characters to campaign for
their release. The aim is that, when our collaborator is freed, he
will get protection from the UN. Agencies and will be granted asylum.
More- over he will be supported by NGOs. Since he is considered a
refugee. When he settles in that country, he can infiltrate the
movements’ offices in that country.
Or
...
We
are working to cause differences and divisions within the SRF to
weaken and destroy it. The same policy of divide and weaken will be
applied to all the political forces in the north, like DUP, Eastern
Sudan, Umma party after we see Sadik comes back. We bring him back
using his own sons Abdal-Rahman and Bushra to convince him. We
collected all the information about the SPLM-n cadres and working now
to launch a psychological warfare campaign on them to see that, they
got divided like the SPLM in the South.
I
love these guys. They are so great. It makes me wish I had pursued
my dream to become an evil genius when I grew up. If I ever do grow up.
Sudan, home of the Al-Khartum Basketball Team
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