What I need is an app that gives me sympathy when I am sick with the flu. My friends can not be counted on for that. They are too busy managing their trust funds and flying to Europe or China first class. They think that just because I was not tortured in the Congo that I should be grateful. Its good to know who your friends are.
I can feel sorry for myself better than anyone else I know.
When I get my new smartphone I plan to write an app that gives me (and others) sympathy. We all need a little sympathy now and then, even if we have not been tortured in Kinhasa.